Welcome Ladies and Jellybeans

Hello! :) I am James Madison, your former President. I was the fourth President of the United States. My mommy, Nellie Conway and my daddy James Madison brought be to this earth in 1781. I was planted in Orange County, Virginia. I married my beautiful (well not really) wife Dolley Payne Todd. We didn't have kids because I was to busy doing things for my country like joining the Continental Congress in 1780-1783, and writingthe three branches of Government, Legislative. A little information about myself would be that I went to Princeton University, where I learned how to crack an egg. Both of my useless Vice President's died in office. I was the shortest president coming in at an astounding 5' 4" watch out Yao Ming! I served two terms in office. I really enjoy living in the U.S. To conclude, I'm a democratic-republican.